“‘Is it worth travelling from Southern Spain to Morocco for a day?”‘ I read aloud from the internet.

MindReader crosses his legs. “And is it?”

“Hm, I don’t know,” I say. “He says, ‘It is quite a lot for a day trip, so I would suggest a night in Tarifa and getting the early fast ferry which takes an hour and a half. Morocco is usually two hours behind Spain so you actually arrive before you leave,’” I read.

I turn to stare at MindReader, bewildered.

He pushes his hair back with his hands. “I’m not…”

“I can’t do that,” I say.

“Fine by me.”