“Most people you like are a little bit mad,” MindReader says to me over coffee. We’re out shopping for my birthday.
“Hey!” I say, and think for a few moments. “Who’s the most mad person in my life?”
MindReader raises an eyebrow. “Well,” he says. “You.”
I pout. “I feel sad now.”
MindReader smirks. “Good. You shop much better when you’re sad.”
If I felt really bad, I do things that can make me better, Like shopping or staying at a coffee shop.
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