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Compulsive Reading

All we have is now, and the arc of your brow

“Hello,” I say to MindReader.

We’re meeting for lunch. I gesture to the bag I’ve brought containing pasta and pesto. I’m culinary, me.

MindReader passes me a Starbucks and kisses me. He pauses a moment and strokes the side of my head.

I flinch and dodgy away.

“Wha?” He says.

“Oh, please don’t touch my hair,” I say.

“What?” MindReader says. He sits down and tugs my hand.

“I think,” I say, leaning forward, “that I am probably losing my hair.”

MindReader rubs his slightly receeding hairline and smirks at me. “I don’t think so.”

“No no, LOOK,” I say, and lift up a piece of hair just by my hairline, revealing – honestly – a BALD PATCH.

“You have ALWAYS had that,” MindReader says, which doesn’t help that much. “No – maybe…” He says, frowning and staring at my hair.

“WHAT WHAT WHAT,” I say, standing up and covering my hair with my hands.

“Calm down,” he says. “Naughty. Your hair is fine!”

I sit down and open my (corn!) pasta. “How was your morning?” I say, trying to ignore the broad smirk on MindReader’s face.

A wasp lands next to me.

“ARGH!” I say, getting up and flapping about. “OH MY GOD.”

“BILLYGEAN!” MindReader says, standing up too.

“Can we just walk around?” I say. MindReader looks around beautiful St Phillips Square. Everybody is sitting on the grass.

“Sure.”

“Sorry you were saying?” I say.

“Oh, just boring – file closing,” MindReader says. “Can we sit?” he says, gesturing to a monument with little steps.

We sit.

An earwig wanders onto my leg.

I jump up again.

MindReader rolls his eyes and eats his pasta while I scratch my legs and dance around.

“It’s ten to two,” he says, “I have to go now.” He smirks. “Thanks – for coming,” he says. “It was great!”

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4 Comments

  1. Meg

    This is going to sound very annoying, but get your thyroid checked (says thyroidal girl) – although, if I had to guess, I’d say it was just stress and it will grow back…but sometimes getting a test makes me feel better anyway.

  2. billygean

    Ha, don’t indulge the hypochondria! TSH is 2.05 – very normal according to dr.

    BG xx

    • Meg

      Ah, yep, that’s normal! Just stress then.

  3. Wizzywoo

    Billygean, I seem to remember a previous potential hair loss incident, it’s been a few years since then and you appear to still have a good deal of hair, so you’re probably fine. And to make you feel better, a HUGE clump of my hair fell out in the shower the other day, like an entire lock!

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