Do ghosts haunt newbuilds by ringing telephones?

“Did you move the bin?” I say, coming into the living room. “It’s facing the other way.”

“Nope,” MindReader says, looking mildly amused.

“OH my God. The filter keeps coming out of the kettle and bing left on the side in the kitchen and neither of us is doing it! And sometimes, early in the morning after you leave, I hear this phone ringing. it sounds like an office phone and it rings ALL THE TIME and nobody ever answers it. It’s haunted – our flat’s haunted!”

MindReader is laughing to himself. He holds his hands up. “I moved the bin.”

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