“Ooh,” I say to MadFather in the supermarket. “Do you think I can eat a chocolate orange?”
“Maybe,” he says.
I pick it up. “sugar… emusifier: soya lecithin – oh – wheat flour. Damn.”
“Oh dear,” he says. “Do you need any cereal?”
“I would like some Alpen. I miss Alpen.”
“How about this,” he says, picking up a purple box of muesli. “Made with… er – millet flakes.”
“No thanks,” I say. “Ooh, do you think I can eat wheatabix?”
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