Trust me my readers google for stranger things
I click the drop down arrow on Google toolbar.
Stick with it. It gets more interesting.
MindReader is behind me, sat on my mound of pillows whilst I slump back against him.
My entire google search history since I have had this laptop opens up.
“Writers Handbook 2008,” he reads. “Fahrenheit conversion celsius, and ideal body temperature,” he says, a smile cracking over his features. “US proxy server,” he says.
“I watch American TV!” I say.
“Rash legs viral, ASP rash fever, mononucleosis in bed for 6 months, how to raise platelet count, petechiae mononucleosis, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome hereditary, addison’s disease symptoms, diabetes symptoms, Magistrate’s sentencing guidelines, watch TV online, job centre plus,” he says, reaching the end of my search history.
My cheeks are flaming red as he kisses my forehead.
“It’s your life in a nutshell,” he says laughing.
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