The only card I have made looks like a toddler did it

billygean ♦ April 25, 2008 ♦ 1 Comment

“HomeFriend came round today,” I say on the phone to MindReader.

“Oh?” he says. “How was she?”

“Good,” I say.

“What presents did she bring you?”

I smile. “A card making kit. So far I have stuck my hands together and glued everything in the box to the card, randomly.”

“Oh,” he soothes. “Maybe with a little practise you’ll be able to make birthday cards.”

“I don’t really know anyone with birthdays coming up in May,” I say.

“Um, mine?”