Threats
My Dad: Actually, can we stand?
Me: Yes… Why?
My Dad [speaking quielty]: I have a chapped bottom.
Me: What?
My Dad: I have a chapped bottom. I chafed it.
[pause]
Me: You know I have a website, right?
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Vaseline is sooooo good.
There are three kinds of lies
Lies
Damn Lies
Statistics
Billygean’s Blog
Ah that’s four
We have two lies: – Lies and damn lies…and statistics. Yes, three main lies: – lies, damn lies and statistics, and Billygean’s blog…