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My Dad: Actually, can we stand?

Me: Yes… Why?

My Dad [speaking quielty]: I have a chapped bottom.

Me: What?

My Dad: I have a chapped bottom. I chafed it.

[pause]

Me: You know I have a website, right?

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2 Responses to “Threats”

1. Dab says:

   August 8, 2006 at 2:26 pm

   Vaseline is sooooo good.

   There are three kinds of lies
   Lies
   Damn Lies
   Statistics
   Billygean’s Blog
   Ah that’s four

   Reply
2. Mike says:

   August 8, 2006 at 9:39 pm

   We have two lies: – Lies and damn lies…and statistics. Yes, three main lies: – lies, damn lies and statistics, and Billygean’s blog…

   Reply

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